“I may be ambidextrous, Roy, but today is not the day to subjugate against my master hand just because my slave is voicing an ailment.”

“Are you being serious, right now,” Roy asked with the utmost… seriousness, hardly of the desire to leave the confines of the apartment or let the robot dictate which direction the conversation was going to advance from its previous state of neutral –albeit terse– silence, let alone that it was a veiled proposition to travel all the way to the market for a brand of Hybrid-Dialectic Grease with White Lithium officially named ‘Donovan’s’; Trademark, Registration or other official markings uttered during its pronouncement notwithstanding.

“I’m being completely serious, Roy. I’m not going to go through the d...

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