I am not a homemaker and I am proud of it. But it makes life harder.

Homemakers are boring and not at all interesting. All they do is vacuum and wear cute aprons. I know all about them because I saw a picture of one once.

Apart from the perpetual loads of washing I must do in order to maintain a sense of equilibrium in a house of cards that could collapse at any sign of a missing sock, I don’t do anything domestic.

Ok I do, but I really hate it so I pretend I don’t. Although I did ask MJ once why he never notices when the bathroom is clean. He said he doesn’t notice when it’s dirty either.

He’s a keeper.

Women who had babies in the 1950s were also homemakers and I bet their bathrooms were always clean. But they didn’t have a c...

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